Your Momma started this....

The obligatory call of the internet neanderthal. "Yo Momma". Congratulations for turning sounds that loosely constitute words into something that you seem to think is insulting. Considering that you are 9000 miles away from my mother and have only ever had sexual relations with yourself and possibly Fido and a jar of mayonaise, I would feel pretty safe putting money on the fact you haven't shagged her. Congratulations on getting your scarred knuckles high enough to pound something on the keyboard that gave birth to the need for spell check and birth control simultaneously.