tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57971662984485241132024-03-05T18:56:56.138-08:00CynicdotcomicZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-5002676800704364212007-07-04T13:23:00.000-07:002007-07-04T13:34:09.111-07:00Reverend Phelps AwardYou know who this is for. That's right. The idiots that have had an intellect bypass of such efficiency that they have to call you a fag because they have used yo momma a lot and they somehow think that being accused of having an alternate sexual orientation is soul destroying. Reverend Phelps for those of you that don't know is Pastor of the website www.godhatesfags.com (I'm not linking it here.ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-33096691044451540002007-07-04T01:14:00.000-07:002007-07-04T02:04:09.233-07:00Having trouble logging out?Damn fine chance that you are a postwhore then. You can work it out fairly easily. Do you read every post and type a reply of LOL because you have nothing intelligent to say? Do you find yourself posting 10 sentences in ten successive posts instead of using the edit feature? Mark Day's you tube video on smileys will also hold some relevance to your future as there seems to be a direct ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-59460223570753792042007-07-03T23:31:00.000-07:002007-07-04T00:02:26.171-07:00Your Momma started this....The obligatory call of the internet neanderthal. "Yo Momma". Congratulations for turning sounds that loosely constitute words into something that you seem to think is insulting. Considering that you are 9000 miles away from my mother and have only ever had sexual relations with yourself and possibly Fido and a jar of mayonaise, I would feel pretty safe putting money on the fact you haven't ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-88142223932226446872007-07-02T12:28:00.000-07:002007-07-03T00:52:43.766-07:00SUVs: Socially Unacceptable Voicemail slaves.Please post a comment and explain to me when the act of buying a particular type of car gave you the excuse to shirk all obligation to safety, laws and society all because thats what Jebadiah Jones two doors down has done? Is there a course on ignorance and stupidity that is compulsory for the new age suburban tank owner? I have a fair idea of some of the units comprising the course. CPU101 Cell ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-35049358032265412482007-06-30T21:26:00.000-07:002007-07-01T00:46:47.752-07:00iSurface MicrophoneLoads of hype. Nothing new over any release from the big 2. Apple just released the iPhone. Of course every Apple freak has to have one to add to the collection of apple products. I sit here with my iPod syncing on the Mac mini while I wax typographical on the G4 (because the wife said I was hogging the G5and she is sick of the Powerbook ::rolls eyes::) and i'm jonesin like a crack addict to get ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-32343003002663894332007-06-30T08:35:00.000-07:002007-06-30T09:54:37.633-07:00The Calcutta SpecialIt seems in this day and age to be a common occurrence. You decide that 11 hours of being jacked in and relaxing is hard work. So you do what you know you should and book the family unit in for quality time. Dinner, conversation and a chance to play with the kids before bed. You cooked the meal. You have your butt poised in that position that makes it hurt your knees if you stop and the @#%$ing ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-45101569158355341932007-06-30T02:17:00.001-07:002007-06-30T04:01:23.056-07:00Dawkins Vs God I have been indulging lately. Books are my favourite mind snack. The good thing about anything from the pen of Richard Dawkins is that for the price of a small lunch you get a feast that can last on the reread and reference again for measures of weeks and months. Dripping with information and rational arguement, it isn't a case of too heavy to get the mind to swallow. His writing style gets you ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5797166298448524113.post-12895424115158025252007-06-29T19:03:00.001-07:002007-07-01T05:40:15.500-07:00Wrasslin with da FamilyDon't get me wrong. I think stuntmen are the unsung heroes of entertainment. The real ones that is. The ones behind the scenes or with their back to the camera. I think that the problem we have is with the ones that think they are superheroes. Spandex bags of wallnuts with the brains of slime mould and the braun of small tanks. Take said jock and give them a script that would make Days of our ZORG THE MOUNTAIN LEMMINGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04913303736218039934noreply@blogger.com0